Everywhere Man can be found on the trade show and conference floors across the US shaking hands and making plans. Driving the back roads and cross roads of this country telling the small stories that make up a life's adventure.
I love fluffy white robes...even have one myself. But I did not steal mine from a hotel!
That's along the lines of the sign used in the film "Clerks" -- If You Plan To Shoplift, Please Let Us Know.