Monday, February 05, 2007

How did you meet???


1) You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. When I met you, I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around, turned you into someone new…

2) Your mother was so trashed when I walked into that fraternity house…

3) I was stationed in Tappan when two of the guys in my platoon talked me into sailing a junket over to Whore Island…

4) So there I was, waiting backstage at the American Idol auditions when I heard the worst singing voice in the world…

5) After paying cash to the Russian, he brought me to a full room, where I found your mother under a pile of…

6) It was so cold that night waiting for the Groundhog to pop out that we all began to huddle with strangers to keep warm…

How did you meet the great love of your life???

3 comments:

  1. I'd appreciate it if you'd take your camera out of my bathroom.

    Ben and I met in a history class sophomore year. We were both seeing other people at the time. All I remember about him was that he was the only guy in class and had really white sneakers.

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  2. I'd appreciate it too, P2. Ben might find out.

    We met in line at Starbucks. She ordered a "Large Black Coffee" - It was true love from there. Or did we meet on the space needle - or was it the porta-john line at the beer festival? I'm terrible with anniversaries...wait...never mind.

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  3. Um, I'm not certain, I haven't met him just yet. I met my ex-husband in an American Lit class my freshman year of college. He commented on how much mail I had everyday.

    I'm hoping Mr. Wonderful will just stop me while I'm at Lowe's one day and tell me I've got the wrong part in my hand or something, but so far, he hasn't been there at the same time I have.

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