
Then they press the issue, step it up a notch, as New Yorkers can do, “No, you don’t understand. We want to see Cheryl.” At this point I start to walk away “I only read her blog – my word man! She hardly knows I exist.” This is when I start to run as they chase me.
Luckily, at my hotel tonight Mathew Broderick and Nathan Lane are having their opening party for the Odd Couple - security is tight. So this mob is stopped at the automatic revolving door by two huge guys “packing heat” while they let me pass.
What can I say? They really like Cheryl. But then don’t we all?
Traveler Advisory:
When you have the opportunity to choose which person to check into a hotel with – always pick the one that looks most like your prom date. It will give you a natural advantage of being slightly more energized. A smile, polite behavior, and slight flirtation can get you an upgrade.
What is the difference between a Marriott at $200 a night and the Marriott New York Marquis at $400? In New York, you get a full size candy bar, not just a mint on the pillow.

Hey, I know who you are! That just hurts...
ReplyDeleteNice to know the city is missing me:) $200 for a candy bar? I hope it's a good one. I stayed at the Hotel Marissa, it was great.
A whole candy bar? That is so worth it. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe city sounds so sad without Cheryl, of course who wouldn't be? She's great! Hope your short stay is fun-filled and full of excitement. "And hey, if you're not going to eat that candy bar..."
ReplyDeleteHey Paul,
ReplyDeleteYou're cute. How about we hook up some time?
Cheryl – I was only saying that to get that crazy mob off me. Of course I think very highly of you.
ReplyDeleteChrista – Sorry, I would have saved it and sent it to you had I know… NOT. (That’s kind of an old phrase. Maybe I can make it popular again, or just make myself look old.)
Kiki – It was.
Scott… sorry I mean Anonymous – I think you are already married to a very attractive blonde.
Thank you all for reading.
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