Monday, February 06, 2006

High School Poem

People must think such smut
Because I have underwear up my butt

While I pull, and I dig, and I strain
I have underwear on the brain

Briefs, boxers, hammocks, or string
Going commando just ain’t my thing


  1. When my eldest son was at school he once received a Valentines card with the following poem inside:

    Up in your attic
    where the candlelight flickers
    show me your boxers
    I will show you my knickers...

    I was not amused - well not openly :)