There is an awful commercial airing on our cable these days. It is the equivalent of the poor mans “Girls Gone Wild” titled “Girls Crushing Cars.”
Apparently what they do is film these scab infested whores at a junk yard. Now don’t get me wrong, I like underage girls with low self esteem in bikinis, or even better hot chicks with guns; but this is a major skank fest.
It is the ultimate Welcome to Michigan promotional video – way to turn things around Detroit!
That place is just a whore's throw from our house. We drive by it everytime we take Michigan Ave. to I-275. It is suspiciously close to Leggs, a venue whose dancers are of the same caliber.
ReplyDeleteEw...that's all I can say really.
ReplyDeleteCompletely seriously:
ReplyDeleteThe 4th one in from the right is a former student of mine. She's a sophomore. The one in the yellow is her mother. Word from the elementary school is that her little brother brought in the calendar for Show & Tell, and asked to bring in the video.
I am not joking at all.
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ReplyDeleteHoly Spam-eating, glue-stiffing, Wal-Mart-shopping shit P2! It’s too good to be a spoof. How deprived of proper wanking material does some Ypsitucky crankhead have to be to buy that?
ReplyDeleteI’m glad those dummies learned ‘bout the ‘puter and intreenet and all that. But now it’s time to update the hair styles.
Found ‘em on MySpace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction
=user.viewprofile&friendID=660676