Friday, June 09, 2006

Smart Ass

Woman One: So I called the humane society, and they recommended this girl who comes over for $17.00 a day and plays.

Woman Two: Really? That’s a great price, I have a girl come over but she’s $17 each time she comes over. And we have her coming over three times a day.

Me: I have a girl who can come over but she charges a lot more for the night.

1 comment:

  1. The Humane Society will send a hooker to your house? Wow. That IS humane.