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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Bringing Up Baby
As you know from my recent posting I know everything about everything. This is why the ladies come to me for advice on how to make babies and what to do with them once they are around. So I have taken all of my wisdom and experience for this short tutorial on taking care of babies. Because I know how much those who are pregnant love to be told what to do by people like me who know everything.
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I hope certain people are reading. You know who you are. Too damn funny.
ReplyDeleteI know who you directed this to. And she is going to be pissed.
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ReplyDeleteI am pissed. You know I don't drink coffee.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
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