Today I switched deodorants. Unlike “The Greatest Day I’ve ever known” I smelled like a pine tree soaked in gin (in short, I reeked of days of old.)
There was a special on the pricey antiperspirant. With today’s outrageous prices I nabbed it. I applied generously in the morning. By the time my car parked the smell of Irish Spring was opening my eyes.
I had hoped it would be another Mr. Snuggles, but it turned out to be Mr. Sparkles.