Sunday, June 08, 2008

Why do NYC & Tokyo bear the unfair burden of Monster Attacks?


Why do NYC & Tokyo bear the unfair burden of Monster Attacks? Other cites face fire, tornado, sheer wind, the plague and other Godly wrath. Is there a monster version of catnip dusted over these metropolises?

There are a few arguments I could make - A certain televangelist would say that the sins of these citizens have turned them into Sodom and Gomorrah. I image that we could blame Bush, as he is the international scapegoat for anything gone wrong since November of 2000. Yes, there is the argument for banning nuclear testing in the 50’s or “global warming” effects.

Why do you think NYC & Tokyo bear the unfair burden of Monster Attacks? Best answer wins!

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